Friday, 24 March 2017

Macau

It is still dark outside when the alarm of your mobile phone goes off. You open your eyes and see nothing but darkness. You remain unmoved under the duvet and close your eyes again and doze off. A few minutes later the alarm goes off for a second time. You slowly move the sheets aside, turn to the side of the bed, switch on the bedside lamp, look at the time, switch the alarm off and get up. First you drink some water, then you walk to the bathroom and shower for a while. It's unusually early for you and your body and mind need to get fit.
As the warm water drops roll down your body, you try to focus, but it's impossible. Your thoughts turn around the message you found under your door the night before. It read: Meet me tomorrow in Macau. Don't worry about place and time. I will find you.
That sounds mysterious, but it is something you have expected. It is something you have waited for, but hoped it wouldn't happen. A trip to Macau was planned anyway, but you wished you would go there under different circumstances. Macau is a place not many people have heard off. Even you didn't know it existed a few years back. Well, you actually knew from the geography lessons at school, but that information was somewhere deep in your mind that needed digging out. Then about two years ago, when you were working as a copywriter for a British online marketing firm, you were asked to write articles about various places with brick and mortar casinos and about some of the establishments. An internet search brought up Macau and you suddenly remembered the name. Many things have changed over the years, since you were at school. Macau is an autonomous region on the south coast of China, across the Pearl River Delta from Hong Kong and it was a Portuguese territory until 1999. Macau is known as the Las Vegas of Asia, due to the many casinos and it is officially the world's largest gambling centre. The differences to Las Vegas are that it is overrun by hordes of Chinese gamblers who unlike gamblers in Las Vegas, don't drink, but prefer to sip at their tea.
When you told some people that you were interested in going there, they asked you what for. You said for sightseeing, which produced laughter. The truth is, there are not many sights, you can count them on the fingers of your hand.
After a long shower you have a quick breakfast, get dressed and leave your room. It's very quiet in the entire hotel and the receptionist gives you a funny look when you pass by and walk out at the crack of dawn. You inhale the fresh air a few times before you start walking to the terminal to take the boat over the delta.
It's very quiet in the terminal at this early hour and not many people are on the boat. You don't really enjoy the crossing because your thoughts are somewhere else. You haven't taken your mobile phone with you because a) it's not working with the various SIM cards you have and b) it is safer not to have it with you. But you have your little digital camera with you, that will give everyone the impression that you are an ordinary tourist and you hope to get a map somewhere. Soon you discover that you have failed to recharge the battery of your camera and that you're going to miss the opportunity of making photos.
When you finally arrive in Macau you follow the little crowd that seems to know their way round. You follow them along a long corridor and go through immigration, where you have to show your passport. A few minutes later you step outside and don't know where to go. You see a little shop and pay it a visit. There you find a map of Macau and read it for a while. You find a few casinos you wanted to visit and the very few sights this place has to offer. Since the casinos are nearby, you take a left turn and walk towards them.
You ignore the first two and enter the third. This is not due to the fact that us humans are choosy and never take the first but walk by in search of a better one (if you enter a loo at an airport or train station that has let's say five cubicles in a row, will you take the first one? You probably won't. A study has shown that the most frequented cubicle is the third, the second most frequented are the second and the fourth and then follow the first and the fifth. Why? We ignore the first because we believe that something better is waiting for us. We don't go to the fifth because it's too far away. That's why we visit cubicles 2, 3 or 4), no, in this case you're looking for a specific casino you once wrote about. You enter it and are struck by its luxury. It's better than you have ever imagined it. You feel lost in that massive gambling temple, but you play cool, don't want to show that you are a first time visitor, you don't want to lose your reputation and put on your best poker face. You pass by a mirror and believe to see the agent who chases gangsters in the name of Her Majesty, and feel immediately stronger, cooler and more powerful. You buy some chips and walk to a roulette table, where you watch for a bit. You try to remember what you wrote in your articles about this game. Once you remember, you sit down and play. Fortune is with you and you win a few rounds. Like in the films, people gather behind you to watch your moves. You start thinking, will the meeting be held in here? Is the person you are supposed to meet sitting at the table? You look at the people at the table, but they seem to be ordinary gamblers.
After a while you leave the table and walk over to Black Jack. It's time to try your luck there. Again you remember what you wrote in your articles, concentrate hard, listen to your gut feeling and win. You go to one of the restaurants to have something to eat, then you exchange the chips for money and leave the premisses.
It's still early in the morning and you decide to visit another casino. There you try your luck with poker. First you win, then you lose, then you win again and walk off with the same amount you had before you started playing.
It's nearly noon when you step outside. You take your map out of the pocket, try to figure out the way to the ruins of the church of St Paul, which is the top-sight of Macau. Once a Jesuit church, burnt down some 180 years ago and the only thing that survived the blast is the facade, that's why it's also known as 'The Gate to Nowhere'. On the way there you want to visit some churches, temples and gardens, but somehow you can't find most of it and end up seeing two churches, one of which is closed, and one garden, which is smaller than you thought. Finally you reach the stairway in front of the ruins of the church of St Paul and stand still for a while. It is quite surreal and spectacular. There are many tourists, predominantly Chinese couples who take selfies and photograph each other.
You walk slowly up the stairs and when on top, just under the arch, some Chinese spot you and want to have photos with you. You smile as always and say 'of course'. Then you walk around the ground for a while and watch the crowds and the facade. Then you decide to walk around the cobbled paths of the old town and visit a church or two and have lunch somewhere. You pass by a McDonald's and see that it is packed, so are a few other restaurants on the main street, that's why you turn into a side street and discover a little place with local food. You enter the restaurant, ask if they accept credit cards, because you don't have any MOPs (local currency), sit at a table, order and enjoy your meal. You are a bit disappointed though food is similar to the one in China. You expected to find something Portuguese. When you ask to pay and wave with your plastic money, they tell you that they don't accept it. But when you asked, they said they did. Great confusion! The ladies discuss something you don't understand and then they tell you to follow one of the waitresses to the nearest ICBC branch where you can withdraw money. Out of the restaurant, turn right, down the road, right again until a main road with many shops and right again. There you are. You withdraw the amount for your meal, plus an extra tip, hand the money to the lady, thank her and you both walk off to different directions.
You take out the map again and try to figure out the way to the Guia Fort, that's the fortress on top of a hill and you walk more or less in that direction. All the street signs are in Portuguese, but the people speak Cantonese and don't seem to understand either Portuguese or English.
While you walk along the streets, pass by shops, boulevards, bars, etc. you notice that people are quite similar to Hongkongers in their behaviour. They don't honk, they don't spit, they don't shout. After a while you see the fortress high up on a hill and take out the map again and try to find the shortest way to it. The shortest way involves a steep road up the hill.
A while later you reach the top and are rewarded with some spectacular vistas over the peninsula. You walk along the wall and enjoy the view and then you stop at a point where fewer people are and look down to the city.
While you're in deep thoughts, a lady approaches you and places herself next to you on your right.
-It took you a while, she says.
-We didn't have a set time and place, did we? you ask.
-No, we didn't. But stop bitching around. What's the code?
-N-O-O-D-L-E-S. What's yours?
-B-E-E-F.
You look at each other and start giggling like children. Whose silly idea was this? Beef noodles? Give me a break! On the other hand, it does make sense, as it's one of your favourite dishes in China. The person who chose the codes seems to know you well. Too well for your taste. The lady is called Vivi and is a brunette European with beautiful brown eyes and a cute smile. She's dressed like a tourist and has a digital camera hanging from her neck. That's something typical western. Asians use their mobile phones with their massive displays to make photos and westerners are more traditional and still carry around cameras. Vivi is being very professional and places her arm under yours, leans her head against your shoulder, makes a few photos from the surroundings with her other hand and asks you if you have 'it' with you. You have. You place your hand into one of your pockets, produce 'it' and give 'it' to her. She looks briefly at 'it' and hides 'it' away in her bag. Then you walk around a bit like a happy couple, before you both take separate ways.
You feel relieved that it's finally over and take the route down to the centre and with the map in your hands you try to find the way back to the boats. Once in the terminal, you buy your ticket, walk through the customs and disappear into the crowd walking towards the boat to Hong Kong.




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Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Hong Kong part 6

You slowly leave the world of unconsciousness and return to the real world. You feel dazed and confused and you are not really conscious yet. You feel that you are in a parallel world, somewhere distant, somewhere far away. Images, voices and sounds fly around you, they come and go and make you even more confused and dizzy. You see your entire life passing before of you. Images from your childhood, images from your time as a teenager, from university and your working life afterwards. You see places you have been, people you have met, you see your parents, your previous relationships, scents and smells go up your nose. Two things however keep appearing and disappearing. The first one is Mi, a Chinese colleague and dear friend with whom you understand each other blindly, intuitively. She doesn't say anything. She comes and goes, but there's something in the expression and the way she looks at you. Shall this be a sign of warning or relief? Why is she appearing anyway? Has she got to do anything with this here? 
The second thing that comes and goes is the song you were humming in the foot massage parlour. 

"He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages
Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door.."

Yeah, some hookers and some weed would be great now. You would certainly like that. 
All the images, scents and sounds disappear and you open your eyes. You raise your head and look around. The lights are dimmed and you can't see much. You see that you are tied to a chair in an empty room. Directly opposite is a door and on both sides are windows with curtains. Directly behind must be a corridor, because you hear some footsteps. You try to move the chair around to see what is behind you, but as you jump a few times and manage to move the chair a few inches, the door opens and two men step inside. 
One comes closer to you and the other shuts the door and places himself next to it.
The man standing in front of you asks you in perfect English:
"Do you speak Chinese?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Just because!"
"That's the wrong answer!" he says and slaps you hard on the right cheek so that your head flies to the left.
Jeez! We had this before.
You shake your head and ask: "What is wrong with speaking Chinese?"
"Nothing wrong with it, only peculiar."
You're none the wiser and don't understand what's the problem with it.
"So, why do you speak Chinese?"
"I live in the country and it's obvious to learn it, no? I speak other languages too."
"....." Silence. The man doesn't say anything and you're sure that he knows exactly who you are and what you do. Perhaps you shouldn't have said that you speak other languages.
"You speak Russian, I know, and a few other languages. I know, I know..."
You were right with your suspicion, he knows much about you.
He turns around, goes to the man by the door, gets something from him and returns. He holds up a photograph and asks you:
"Do you know this person?"
You have a closer look and once you realise who the person in the photo is, you put your best poker face on, like you learnt it in the army and say:
"No, I have no idea who this is."
"You're a fucking liar!" he shouts and slaps you again so that your head flies to the side.
"What did you do in Macau yesterday?"
"I'm sure you know what I did there. Sightseeing, didn't I?" you say with a cheeky smile.
The man turns around and says something in Cantonese to the man standing by the door. He opens the door and shouts something into the corridor. A few seconds later, four men and a young Chinese lady with her hands tied in front appear. It's the lady from the photograph. She is slim, has beautiful long black hair, dark eyes, cute face, fair skin and looks like a mixture of Pocahontas and Snow White.
"I'm asking you again, do you know the person?"
"No, why should I?"
"May we refresh your memory a bit?" he asks and snaps with his fingers, and two of the four angry looking men come forward ready to punch you.
You remain calm with your poker face still on and say: "You can refresh my memory as much as you like, I'm telling you the truth, I don't know this person."
The person in question is Mi. Of course you know her and you know her very well and you can guess why she is here. She's not only your colleague and dear friend, but she's also your Chinese teacher. You both look at each other and she is trying with the use of her fingers to pass a secret message to you, while the men have gathered together and are discussing something. You understand that you shouldn't be worried and that the situation is under control. 
"I will ask you one more time" the man says, "and I demand to hear the truth. Do you know this person? Why do you learn Chinese?"
"As I told you" you say in a calm manner, "there's nothing wrong with it and I don't know who she is."
As soon as you finish this sentence, two of the men come forward and start slapping, hitting and punching you.
In this very moment the door is being kicked down and two ladies in sexy suits appear. It's your colleague Milly and your assistant Margaret and together with Mi they are the mysterious group "μ³". Milly and Margaret kick and punch some of the men standing by the door and throw the to the floor. Milly jumps over to Mi and with a butterfly knife cuts the rope around her hands and frees her, then Mi bends down, lifts her left trouser leg and produces a knife. With some fast and spectacular movements between the men who are after her, she lands right before you, looks you in the eyes, kicks away a man who is trying to attack her from behind, whispers 'silly boy!' in your ear, reaches behind you and cuts the rope. She jumps back immediately and you stand up with a quick move, take the chair and hit one of the men with it and knock him out. 
"Quick!" shouts Margaret, while kicking one of the men in his balls. Ouch, that must hurt! Mi grabs your hand and pulls you towards the door. Milly is already in the corridor waiting with a gun in her hands. You look behind and see a bunch of men on the floor. 
The four of you run down the corridor and out of the building. There a black Mercedes is parked in which you get in. Milly takes the wheel, Margaret sits on the passenger seat and you and Mi take a place on the back seat. All of them look at you before Milly pushes down the throttle and Mi grabs your hair and says again sweetly 'silly boy' and you lean over and kiss her on her head. The car pushes forward with force so that the wheels spin and you disappear into the night and the streets of Hong Kong.

The End. 





Sik Sik Yuen Wong Tai Sin Temple
An explosion of pillars, roofs, and lattice work in bright colours, this busy Taoist temple is a destination for all walks of life, from pensioners to young professionals. Some come simply to pray, others to divine the future with chìm (bamboo ‘fortune sticks’) which are shaken out of a box onto the ground and interpreted by a fortune-teller.
The complex, built in 1973, is dedicated to a deified healer named Wong Tai Sin who, as a shepherd in Zhèjiāng province, was said to have transformed boulders into sheep. In fact, the whole district is named after him – ironic given he is said to have been a hermit. When he was 15 an immortal taught Wong how to make a herbal potion that could cure all illnesses. He is thus worshipped both by the sick and those trying to avoid illness. The term ‘Wong Tai Sin’ is sometimes used to describe people who are generous to a fault.
Taoist ceremonies take place at the main altar . The image of the deity was brought to Hong Kong from Guǎngdōng province in 1915. Behind the main altar and to the right are the Good Wish Gardens, replete with pavilions (the hexagonal Unicorn Hall, with carved doors and windows, is the most beautiful), zigzag bridges and carp ponds. 

To the left as you enter the complex is an arcade of fortune-tellers (consultation from HK$100), some of whom speak English. The busiest times at the temple are around Chinese New Year, Wong Tai Sin’s birthday (23rd day of the eighth month – usually in September) and on weekends. 

Source: Lonely Planet Hong Kong.























Somewhere in Tsim Sha Tsui
Lunch
Space Museum

The Peninsula (Hotel and shops)
Clock Tower

View to central Hong Kong


Ferry crossing
Approaching central
Ferry in the terminal



Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin' ...
(Journey - Wheel in the Sky)

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Thursday, 9 March 2017

Hong Kong part 5

There you are, lying on a bed in a foot massage parlour somewhere in SoHo. The soft humming of the nice lady who massaged your feet is not there anymore, nor is the lady. You look directly at the barrel of a gun that touches your nose. The metal of the gun feels cold on your nose and it smells like gun powder.  You look up to have a look of the person holding the gun, but the only thing you can see is a shadow. You see a shadow because the naked light bulb is hanging right behind this person. You don't know what to make of this, you are not sure whether you are dreaming or not. You close your eyes and wait for a bit. Nothing happens in the meantime. But then you hear a noise and a whisper. Then you hear a second whisper. Two people, two men to be more precise are talking in Cantonese. You hear a 'click', the noise of the trigger of a gun and open your eyes again. A second person is standing next to the first person, also pointing a gun at you.
'WHOA!' You think to yourself! No, no, no, this can't be really happening! What the hell is going on? Your thoughts run wild and you start to shiver a little. Cold sweat is suddenly running down your spine. You close your eyes again, take a deep breath with your eyes still closed. You breath in and you breath out. This could be just a nightmare and when you open your eyes again, the two men pointing guns at you won't be there and you'll be in your cosy hotel room, in your bed, in your pyjamas, etc. Or this could be a real nightmare and you're about to become a victim of a crime, possibly risk your life and never see the daylight, your friends, your family and your beloved one again.
While you have your eyes still shut, the whispering continues and you have the impression that more people have joined the little gathering. You still refuse to open your eyes, and you hear a melody coming from somewhere. The tune sounds familiar, but you are too nervous to realise which song it is. A little later the lyrics to the melody appear out of nowhere.

'Me and my monkey
With a dream and a gun
Hoping my monkey
Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand
Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did'

And the song continues in your head. But why are you hearing this song? Is it because of the year of the monkey? Is it due to certain hallucinogenic substances? This is really weird, it is too weird to be true. But on the other hand, it must be true. You can't be imagining all this. You haven't smoked anything, nor today, nor in a long while, nor have you taken any drugs. You start humming the melody and whispering the lyrics: 'And at the elevator I hit the 33rd floor...'
The guys in front of you get confused and are not amused with your humming and singing. The barrel moves from the tip of your nose and hits your cheek. One of the men tells you in a harsh voice to wake up. Then you open your eyes again and see three men standing in front of you. This is getting wilder and wilder! It's like being in a film. You and three gangsters and God knows what's about happen. It could all be a mistake and they are after somebody else, it could also be a 'Hidden Camera' joke, or this is real and you're about to get hurt and land in a dungeon. Suddenly you remember an article issued and published by the Chinese government warning locals from falling in love with foreigners, because they could be spies. Do they really believe you're a spy?  You are still not able to see their faces and the only things you see are shadows and shapes.

你会说中文吗?Can you speak Chinese? Asks one of the men.
是。Yes.
为什么?Why?
只是因为。Just because.
这是错误的答案。This is the wrong answer.

And one of the three men hits you with something and you fall unconscious.


Chi Lin Nunnery
One of the most beautiful and arrestingly built environments in Hong Kong, this large Buddhist complex, originally dating from the 1930s, was rebuilt completely of wood in the style of a Tang-dynasty monastery in 1998. It’s a serene place with lotus ponds, bonsai tea plants, bougainvillea and silent nuns delivering offerings of fruit and rice to Buddha or chanting behind intricately carved screens.
Built to last a thousand years, Chi Lin Nunnery is the world’s largest cluster of handcrafted timber buildings, one exhibiting a level of artistry rarely found in other faux- ancient architecture. The design, involving interlocking sections of wood joined without a single nail, is intended to demonstrate the harmony of humans with nature.
You enter through the Sam Mun, a series of ‘three gates’ representing the Buddhist precepts of compassion, wisdom and ‘skilful means’. The first courtyard, which contains the delightful Lotus Pond Garden, gives way to the Hall of Celestial Kings, with a large statue of the seated Bud- dha surrounded by deities. Behind that is the Main Hall, containing a statue of the Sakyamuni Buddha.
Connected to the nunnery is Nan Lian Garden, a Tang-style garden featuring a golden pagoda, a koi pond and a collection of bizarre rocks.
Source: Lonely Planet Hong Kong. 





























Nan Lian Garden
Cutting through Diamond Hill’s myriad of high-rise apartments is the tranquil Nan Lian Garden, a public park also built in the style of the Tang dynasty. Its scenic garden is meticulously landscaped over an area of 3.5 hectares, in which every hill, rock, body of water, plant and timber structure has been placed according to specific rules and methods. There are permanent exhibitions of Chinese timber architecture, rocks and potted plants, while the hungry might want to try the vegetarian restaurant or teahouse.

Source: http://www.discoverhongkong.com/eng/see-do/culture-heritage/chinese-temples/chi-lin-nunnery-and-nan-lian-garden.jsp



























Gardeners


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